=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= WhatNots, Why not? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-= Just stuff: -=-=-=-=-=- by Dragon Newlyweds, it is said, live in utter bliss. This leads one to wonder what other identifiable groups live in. Here are some possibilites I've worked out: Oedipus lived in Mutter bliss. Ship's Captains live in cutter bliss. Those with mammary fixations live in udder bliss. Those with speech impediments live in stutter bliss. Alcoholics live in utter Chablis. Those in low income housing live in HUDer bliss. Epileptics live in shudder bliss. Quilters live in cover bliss. Adulterers live in another's bliss. Latex fanciers live in rubber bliss. # # # ... dragon@freedom.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Sure, Make an Effort: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Yep, Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and this is a little reminder to all you guys, if you're like me, you usually forget. Well, after reading this, you should rush out and purchase a little something to brighten the day of the young lady in your life. Don't forget to give her the present, since you will be prepared so far in advance -- YOU'LL be glad you did, and she may show her thanks in ways you'll approve of. I've played hard-core over the years and never paid much attention to "little things" like Valentine's Day. Perhaps, that explains why I've had some ups and downs in my love life -- been divorced 5 times! If you really want to impress her, reading or reciting poetry at a very appropriate time will endear you forever. The rewards and benefits you derive from this little effort on your part will be more than worth it. The World could use a bit more Love, go for it! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Could Still Be News: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Please take note of the following changes to these e-magazines. While dreaming is common to all of us, few of us forge ahead as we should. For some time now two magazines have inhabited every corner of cyberspace, making people laugh and, hopefully, think. Random Access Humor (RAH) and RUNE'S RAG have made friends worldwide and beyond, given recent satellite broadcasting. Now the time has come to move on -- to grow. DREAM FORGE is in town. DREAM FORGE will combine the best of your two old friends with added features that will blow (or at least expand) your mind. Still offering the formats you are familiar with, DREAM FORGE will be available in ASCII text and Readroom editions. Distributed through the same channels as its predecessors, Dream Forge will be introduced through demo issues in January and February 1995. Beginning in March 1995, DREAM FORGE will only be available to subscribers. RAH and RUNE'S RAG will both cease publication after their February 1995 issues. ************************************************************ For those Sysops interested in displaying DREAM FORGE, you can obtain the READROOM Door by Freq: RDRM @ 1:2601/522 (412-588-7863), and full filename RDRM32.ZIP, or download @ 1:261/1129 (410-437-3463). Excellent BBS Door for Electronic Magazines. Great reading and news available in E-Pubs. ************************************************************* DREAM FORGE will be a monthly collection of fiction, commentary, satire, reviews and poetry blended to inform and entertain you. New voices will join the familiar voices from RAH and RUNE'S RAG to create a chorus of dreams. Your old friends are in transition, and would like you to share in forging this new dream. Make sure your sysop knows you want to see DREAM FORGE every month. DREAMS: the eyes and mind of your soul! Rick Arnold Dave Bealer Editor, RUNE'S RAG Editor, Random Access Humor Managing Editor, DREAM FORGE Humor Editor, DREAM FORGE Fido: 1:2601/522 Fido: 1:261/1129 Internet: rarnold@dreamforge.com Internet: dbealer@dreamforge.com --------------------------------------------------------------------- Coming March 1995: DREAM FORGE BBS: A public two-line Wildcat BBS offering FidoNet echoes plus Internet email and USENET newsgroups. Subscriptions to the DREAM FORGE BBS will include an individual subscription to DREAM FORGE magazine. Look for details in the February issue of DREAM FORGE. 410-255-6229 ===================================================================== =-=-=-=-=- More sTufF =-=-=-=-=- YOU can save a tree -- read Electronically. Buy E-Books and E-Magazines! Support a "Green" Industry. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- # # # =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Have tips and hints that would be of service to others? SHARE them, send to: whatnots@dreamforge.com or Fido: 1:2601/522 to Sysop. ===================================================================== As always, seek competent advice from your legal advisor, doctor, maid, dentist, accountant, beautician, lawyer, bartender, neighbor, AA, AAA, AAAA, dog, NWU, military advisor, coroner, mechanic, mother, father (both for totally different answers), gardener, tax advisor, HARLEY DEALER, travel agent, roofer, computer dealer (ha), insurance salesperson, and don't forget the butcher, baker, and candle maker! Talk to your kids for the best advice! Any and all information found in this magazine is taken entirely at the risk of the individual, and as always wear a condom for complete protection -- against misinformation, and other things. Any and all similarity to real people is purely fictional coincidence, especially the editors, who are figments of our collective consciousness. ==============================={DREAM}===============================